Don't waste time or time will waste you (phyxius) wrote,
Don't waste time or time will waste you
phyxius

imagine

This is the way news should be.

Last night's Daily Show/Colbert Report joint hour long show is available in full here.

Dan Rather just quoted Pink Floyd.

This is how news should be.

Colbert: Tomorrow you're gonna wake up in a brave new world. A world where the constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones created in a stem cell research center run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where tax and spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh! And everybody's high!
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