June 4th, 2002

hell's kitten

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damn, i keep getting spam with the subject "finger me with those python fingers" and another one with "mastodon" something....i hate spam.


oh my god! for those of you who dont know, aol has a feature where you can get celebrity voices to say "welcome" "youve got mail" and/or "goodbye". right now, they're having a contest where you can guess the celebrity and win something. let me tell you, it is incredibly easy to guess correctly. they even give you a "hint" I can usually guess who it is without hearing the voice at all, and just reading the hint. today, it's "this pop princess is at the crossroads of music and acting"...tell me that doesnt give it away. and if you're that stupid, when you go to enter your "guess", it's multiple choice. how much easier could they POSSIBLY make it??? and the prizes are things like cars...jeeps dodges and chryslers. but that was only half the reason i'm writing about this. i listened to britney say "welcome" "you've got mail, again" and "ta-ta"...i swear to god she sounds 8.


another way to know you're too wired...you try to write "bye" but your fingers type "byte"...i swear thats happened to me way too often


I love these ranting sites. if anyone knows some good ones, lemme know. tmfool.com referred to them as E/N aka everything/nothing...i've never heard that before, but okay...
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job search

I got up at 10am today....blech. I'm looking for a job and there was an ad in the paper for one place but you have to apply in person between 8am - noon. I went there and got an application. I went to The Christmas Store (despit the name, it's open year round and doesn't sell Christmas items), but they're not hiring. I went to Smith's (I already returned my application there) and the guy, Scott, said they're probably going to be hiring more and that he hadn't had a chance to look at my application yet. I'm probably going to end up working at Smith's. I guess that's fine.


I saw sam walking around the plaza but he didnt see me. bastard. :-)
hell's kitten

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16

I act like I'm 16.
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Wow. How's that for impressively accurate?

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weezer is crazy

Now, I dont like weezer very much, but i'm bored and "dope nose" was just on mtv, and i got curious and decided to look up the lyrics. Can anyone tell me what the hell this means?

Dead, on my head,
Wasting time, on my own.
Sleep, rescue me,
Take me back, to my home.

(Chorus)

For the times, that you wanna go and
Bust rhymes real slow,
I'll appear, slap you on the face and
Enjoy the show.

Cheese smells so good,
On a burnt piece of lamb.
Fag of the year,
Who could beat up your man.

(Chorus)

Ohhhhh, this dope nose!

(Chorus)

Ohhhhh, this dope nose!


Those are the weirdest lyrics I've ever heard
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