July 7th, 2002

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books....haha

DR. SUESS BOOKS THAT GOT REFUSED:
1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch
2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbet
3. Fox in Detox
4. Who Shat in the Hat?
5. Horton Hires a Ho
6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax
7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
8. Your Colon Can Moo - Can You?
9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
10. The Cat in the Blender
11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Hell Out!
12. Are You My Proctologist?
13. Yentl the Lentil
14. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
15. Aunts in My Pants.

LITTLE GOLDEN BOOKS THAT NEVER MADE IT:
1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers, and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence.
9. All Cats Go to Hell.
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's It, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes the Hamster...And Other MIcrowave Games
22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan.
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School.
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
  • Current Music
    Death Is In Love With Us - HIM
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called jay

My mom finally got a hold of jay at insomnia and made me call him to "make arrangements" ...I dont know what arrangements need to be made...i'm going to his house after the gf show...what more do i need to know? i know where it is *ahem*...but anyway, I called...and...it was pointless..."if i'm not home, someone will be" "ok" "you know where i live?" "yep" "ok" . He sympathized with me having to deal with dick...and thats about it.


SOMEONE TALK TO ME!!! I'M BORED!!! BE INTERESTING!!! BE ONLINE!!!


drive hammered...and you're gonna get nailed...lol...that makes me laugh.
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    division of laura lee - need to get some (radio)
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good radio

The radio's playing some interesting stuff...look over my past few entries since about 8 o'clock. :-) although it is confusing why they're playing bad religion right now..its probably just cuz it's unreleased. Anyway, burning sensations is good.
  • Current Music
    bad religion - human rat race (radio)
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botty fun

O o phyxius o O [10:49 PM]: i'm bored
ELLEgirlBuddy [10:49 PM]: well then do something fun!
O o phyxius o O [10:49 PM]: like what?
ELLEgirlBuddy [10:49 PM]: i dunno... listen to music, go for a walk, learn something new, read a book, be creative!
O o phyxius o O [10:50 PM]: i am listening to music, its too late to go for a walk, learn what?, i dont want to read a book, and i'm not creative
ELLEgirlBuddy [10:50 PM]: that was too long for me to understand! please try something shorter.
O o phyxius o O [10:50 PM]: lol...you want me to use small words?
ELLEgirlBuddy [10:50 PM]: sorry, what??

...

O o phyxius o O [10:54 PM]: I'm Sefra.
My eBay Buddy [10:54 PM]: Uh huh...Anyway, what else can you tell me?
O o phyxius o O [10:54 PM]: My name is Sefra.
My eBay Buddy [10:54 PM]: Hmmm... I don't think Sefra is a real name.
O o phyxius o O [10:54 PM]: Yes it is.
My eBay Buddy [10:55 PM]: Yup.

*sigh* I give up.
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    Is She Really Going Out With Him - Goldfinger