A cookie and a gold star to anyone who knows what this says:
Actual quotes by Mariah Carey proving her ditziness and superficiality:
"I've only used this shower once because there are too many knobs for me to figure out"
"The thing about my shoes are they always hurt. But hey, if they look good...."
"I can do hair too!" (while in her private salon with 5 personal employees)
"These are my shoes. I can't walk in them."