December 4th, 2002

hell's kitten

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It bugs me when people (at shows or whatever) do the "rock on" sign (fist with the first finger and pinky), but they add the thumb too. That, my friends, means "i love you"...and that's usually not what they mean. Get it right.
I'm actually doing some english homework *gasp*. I'm stuck on an idea for a story though. All I know is that I want it to include a living/talking/etc car. Any ideas?
hell's kitten

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From

SERAFINA

From the Irish root meaning "Licker of Toads"

Expression
Serafina does things with housecats illegal in 47 states.

Personality
Serafina would not be a good candidate to babysit your children.

Natural
Serafina is a genetic freak of nature.

Emotional
Serafina hates happy people.

Character
Serafina is sexually aroused by everything-- including lawn furniture.

Physical
Serafina couldn't beat Ghandi at boxing.

Mental
Serafina has a horrible, horrible secret.

Motivation
Serafina has an oedipal complex.