The fact that life has no meaning *is* the reason to live.

Ack. I seriously messed up my sleeping schedule. I feel like it's 4pm.

The radio just played the taste of ink. Guess what time they played it? 4 oclock in the fucking morning...

Alright, I am so confused. MTV's latest "you hear it first" artist was elvis presley. They were talking about him like he's new. They called him "up and coming." They remarked that he doesnt have a tour planned this year, nor videos. So. Confused. So. Very. Confused.....help....

And we thought they were late talking about the distillers....

This is hilarious. Read all the way through it. Well, maybe not all of it, but read a lot of it.

My stomach hurts. i want to take a pain killer so it wont, but I should eat something first so my stomach wont hurt worse after I take it. But I cant eat because my stomach hurts. *pouts*

Argh. NOTHING is more frustrating than incense that refuses to stay lit.