January 12th, 2003

hell's kitten

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Yay. My mom's getting me a free subscription to Rolling Stone. She has frequent flyer miles, and instead of a plane ticket, you can get a free magazine subscription. Weird, but cool :-)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
I'm listening to avril's cover of chop suey. It is absolutely THE worst thing I have ever heard in my life.
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Every time I hit the "end" button (which I do a lot), the search window comes up. Anyone know how to fix this? Or know anyone who does? Please help me...this is so frustrating
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During a recent ecumenical gathering, a secretary rushed in shouting, "The building is on fire!"

The METHODISTS gathered in the corner and prayed.
The BAPTISTS cried, "Where is the water?"
The QUAKERS quietly praised God for the blessings that fire brings.
The LUTHERANS posted a notice on the door declaring the fire was evil.
The ROMAN CATHOLICS passed the plate to cover the damage.
The JEWS posted symbols on the doors hoping the fire would pass.
The FUNDAMENTALISTS proclaimed, "It's the vengeance of God!"
The EPISCOPALIANS formed a procession and marched out.
The CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS concluded there was no fire.
The PRESBYTERIANS appointed a chairperson who was to appoint a committee to look into the matter and submit a report.
The UNITARIANS shouted "everyone for himself"
...and the ATHEISTS wouldn't have been in the building in the first place...