The fact that life has no meaning *is* the reason to live.

"What's dialup like in this town?"
"Think of the thickest milkshake you can imagine. Now imagine trying to suck that milkshake through one of those tiny coffee straws."

BITCH

I'm watching a werewolf movie and one of the main characters names is Serafine....


You are a GRAMMAR GOD!


If your mission in life is not already to
preserve the English tongue, it should be.
Congratulations and thank you!


How grammatically sound are you?
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She's being nice to me, which just proves to me that she knows she has no reason to be mad at me. I have a feeling this will all blow over because I'm incapable of staying mad at anyone, regardless. Things will be different, though, I assure you.