The fact that life has no meaning *is* the reason to live.

http://www.rumorsontheinternets.com/

http://www.buzzflash.com/contributors/04/10/con04413.html

As Mr. Kerry correctly pointed out last week, the administration's definition of a small-business owner is so broad that in 2001 it included Mr. Bush, who does indeed have a stake in a timber company - a business he's so little involved with that he apparently forgot about it.

That's really funny. I remember Bush laughing and saying something like "I have a timber company? That's news to me..."