March 9th, 2005

hell's kitten


Acupuncture is a jab well done.

A backward poet writes inverse.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.

If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.

Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism, it's your count that votes.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
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My TA was telling us about a doctor in Italy who basically came up with a cure for cancer. Eight years ago, my TA's sister was diagnosed with cancer at the same time that my TA had a major lung infection (or something). They did some research and found that this Italian doctor named Dibello came up with a recipe for a juice mixture with carefully selected amounts of certain vitamins that worked in place of chemotherapy. Tumors thrive on sugar so when you starve them of it, and at the same time starve yourself to a lesser degree, they shrivel up. My TA's sister went on this diet for like 2 months and has been in remission for 7 years now and she's fine. It worked for my TA too - it helped her lose 80 pounds (200 to 120) and cured her infection. Of course, you're thinking, it must not work that great or everyone would have heard about it. Apparently he's cured like 30,000 people in Italy, and was scheduled to come over to the US and give talks to universities but was stopped at the border by pressure from pharmaceutical companies and refused entry. There were massive protests against this guy entering the country (as in shouting and throwing things at him).

I do not want to be associated with a country that would rather put people through intense painful lengthy procedures that have many debilitating side effects and hide this simple alternative just so they can make money.

I tried to find out more about this, but Google was no help. :( I suppose it doesnt help with how American-dominated the internet is.
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