The fact that life has no meaning *is* the reason to live.

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And it's a complete coincidence I found these two things at the same time:

You Are 25% American

You're as American as Key Lime Tofu Pie Otherwise known as un-American! You belong in Cairo or Paris... Get out fast - before you end up in Gitmo!

I hear way too many quotes of the day to not post any.

"Is there anything wrong with talking to a zucchini?"
"Some people are strange."
~Kragen (both, actually)