October 20th, 2005

hell's kitten

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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/20102005/344/abandoned-prisoner-sues-god.html

A Romanian prisoner serving 20 years for murder has sued God for failing to save him from the Devil. The inmate claims his Baptism was a contract with God to keep him out of trouble.

"God even claimed and received from me various goods and prayers in exchange for forgiveness and the promise that I would be rid of problems and have a better life," he wrote in the lawsuit. "But on the contrary I was left in the Devil's hands."

Court officials said the legal action is likely to be dropped because they're unable to subpoena God.


Wow. That is the funniest thing I've read in a while.
hell's kitten

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A friend who I've known since we were 11 is getting married next August. We've only lived in the same city for three of these past 8 years (the initial three when we went to 6-8th grade together), but we've stayed in contact and stayed friends the whole time. She's the first of my my-aged friends to get married.

She just asked me to be her bridesmaid. Yay!

I had planned on going already, but I'm thrilled that now I get to be a part of it. Partially because now I dont have to decide for myself what to wear. ;) But no, I am thrilled. And excited, and happy for her. Plus it's in Maryland, so that should be fun.