(no subject)
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In August, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). Yesterday, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In April, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon deafscribe (65 points). When the stars were right, I exposed
threadwalker to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In January, I recruited
psychopepsquad as a new cultist (30 points). In November, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points).
In short, I have been very good (330 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant,
phyxius
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