Don't waste time or time will waste you (phyxius) wrote,
Don't waste time or time will waste you
phyxius

mystery IM

Oh, jeez this is hilarious....Some person I have never talked to before in my life randomly IMed me thinking I was someone named geraldo.

Fana43 [10:09 PM]: Geraldo?
O o phyxius o O [10:09 PM]: Potash is life
Fana43 [10:09 PM]: say whaaaaaaaaattt
Fana43 [10:09 PM]: geraldo, what's up man
O o phyxius o O [10:09 PM]: potash is life
O o phyxius o O [10:10 PM]: not much, you?
Fana43 [10:10 PM]: did you hear about my burger king?
O o phyxius o O [10:11 PM]: nope
Fana43 [10:11 PM]: oh me neither
O o phyxius o O [10:11 PM]: aw, why not?
Fana43 [10:11 PM]: ok dude long story short: where's my insane clown posse cd?
O o phyxius o O [10:11 PM]: i dont have it
O o phyxius o O [10:11 PM]: wait, which one?
Fana43 [10:11 PM]: i need it back so that i could look at it and learn how to copy their make up exactly
Fana43 [10:12 PM]: i need to get the icp face paint down to a science, you see
Fana43 [10:12 PM]: the one that i lent to you, and you STILL have it
O o phyxius o O [10:12 PM]: well come get it tomorrow then
Fana43 [10:12 PM]: if you sold it to minors, you're toast
O o phyxius o O [10:14 PM]: you can have it back
Fana43 [10:14 PM]: is it in mint condition?
O o phyxius o O [10:14 PM]: it's in the same condition you gave it to me in.
Fana43 [10:15 PM]: thanks for the mental picture, geez
O o phyxius o O [10:22 PM]: so whats happening?
Fana43 [10:22 PM]: i can't believe you just said that
Fana43 [10:22 PM]: you just dont know when to stop, chief
O o phyxius o O [10:22 PM]: what do you mean by that?
Fana43 [10:23 PM]: read my font: i dont like vanilla coke
O o phyxius o O [10:23 PM]: dude, vanilla coke kicks ass
Fana43 [10:23 PM]: ....if you're an idiot
O o phyxius o O [10:24 PM]: are you dissin me?
Fana43 [10:25 PM]: dont try to change the subject! did you or did you not
Fana43 [10:25 PM]: melt my icp cd
Fana43 [10:25 PM]: and shape it into a salad bowl
O o phyxius o O [10:25 PM]: no! dude, its fine...you can get it from me whenever you want to
Fana43 [10:27 PM]: but i dont live in canada
Fana43 [10:27 PM]: so you have to fed ex it
O o phyxius o O [10:27 PM]: send me the money
Fana43 [10:27 PM]: what money?
O o phyxius o O [10:27 PM]: to fed ex it...i'm not paying
Fana43 [10:27 PM]: i'm broke like an empty can of coke
O o phyxius o O [10:28 PM]: you think i have money??
Fana43 [10:28 PM]: i think you have my icp cd!
Fana43 [10:28 PM]: ok this is what you have to do
Fana43 [10:28 PM]: you have to sell my icp cd for more than I paid for it
O o phyxius o O [10:28 PM]: how much did you pay for it?
Fana43 [10:28 PM]: and then use the money to buy the cd back and the profit to fed ex it
Fana43 [10:28 PM]: 35 yen
O o phyxius o O [10:29 PM]: that doesnt help me...how much in dollars?
Fana43 [10:29 PM]: i dont know, does it look like i know english?
O o phyxius o O [10:29 PM]: why cant i just send you the money that i get when i sell it and you can buy it there
Fana43 [10:30 PM]: then how are you going to fed ex it?
Fana43 [10:30 PM]: fool
Fana43 [10:30 PM]: geez
O o phyxius o O [10:30 PM]: i'll send the money....you can buy it there
Fana43 [10:30 PM]: you make no sense, chief!
O o phyxius o O [10:30 PM]: do they sell icp cd's where you live?
Fana43 [10:30 PM]: in japan?
O o phyxius o O [10:30 PM]: duh
Fana43 [10:30 PM]: umm yeah!
O o phyxius o O [10:31 PM]: okay, then...
O o phyxius o O [10:31 PM]: you can buy it there
Fana43 [10:31 PM]: what part of "i'm broke like an empty can of coke" do you not get?
O o phyxius o O [10:31 PM]: thats why i'm gonna give you the money for it
Fana43 [10:32 PM]: i dont like your tone, chief
O o phyxius o O [10:32 PM]: do you want the cd back or not?
Fana43 [10:32 PM]: not w/ that attitude
O o phyxius o O [10:32 PM]: okay, i guess you're not getting it back
Fana43 [10:32 PM]: look, i'm not a professional clogger ok?
O o phyxius o O [10:34 PM]: i know that
Fana43 [10:37 PM]: are you hispanic? do you speak spanish?
Fana43 [10:37 PM]: do you live in mexico?
O o phyxius o O [10:37 PM]: shut up

He probably saw my profile and got very confused. Haha...that was great.


Remember....I have NO idea who the hell this is, but it was so funny....
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