What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's the difference between roast beef and peasoup?
Anyone can roast beef
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it!
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it!
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn."
A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!
These all crack me up. Especially the first two. I dont know why. :-D