Don't waste time or time will waste you (phyxius) wrote,
Don't waste time or time will waste you
phyxius

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick

What's the difference between roast beef and peasoup?
Anyone can roast beef

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it!
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it!

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn."
A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!

These all crack me up. Especially the first two. I dont know why. :-D
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