Don't waste time or time will waste you (phyxius) wrote,
Don't waste time or time will waste you
phyxius

This is from a jokes mailing list I'm on, but it's sad because it happens...

The other night, my wife and I were going out for dinner. She put on eyebrow pencil, eye shadow, eyeliner, eyelashes, mascara, toner, blush and lipstick, then turned to me and said, "Does this look natural?"
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