"What? Where the hell do you live? NEW MEXICO or something?!?"
I received a phone call today...
"Hello, is Helen there?"
"No, sorry, you have the wrong number."
"No. I may have the wrong name, but I don't have the wrong number. Would you be interested in--"
Grrr....if you're gonna telemarket (is that a verb?), at least get the damn records straight.