Don't waste time or time will waste you (phyxius) wrote,
Don't waste time or time will waste you

I just received this joke in a mailing list...and I don't get it...Can someone explain it to me?

Goldilocks was walking along one sunny afternoon when she found a beautiful house in the woods. The door was open, so she walked right in. There she found a table set with three bowls of steaming porridge.

"Hello?" she called out, but no one was home.

She tried the first bowl, but it was too hot. She tried the second bowl, but it was too cold. Then she tried the third bowl, and it was just right.

"Wow," she said, once she had finished the meal. "Now I'm feeling very sleepy."

So she wandered around looking for a bed. She couldn?t find one anywhere on the bottom floor. Finally, she found a staircase at one end of the house. She climbed up the steps and went into the first room. There was a great big bed in the middle of the room, so Goldilocks jumped right in.

"Yikes!" she exclaimed. "This one's too hard!"

She wandered into the next room. There she found another bed, and hopped right in it. But it was too soft. By this time, Goldilocks was very tired. She went into the third room, and yelled out in surprise. There were three pink pigs cowering in the corner of the room.

"Wait a second," she said. "You guys are in the wrong fairy tale."

"No, we're not," answered one of the pigs. "Don't you know this is a two story house?"

I'm so confused. I'll probably feel stupid, but

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