From the Irish root meaning "Licker of Toads"
Serafina does things with housecats illegal in 47 states.
Serafina would not be a good candidate to babysit your children.
Serafina is a genetic freak of nature.
Serafina hates happy people.
Serafina is sexually aroused by everything-- including lawn furniture.
Serafina couldn't beat Ghandi at boxing.
Serafina has a horrible, horrible secret.
Serafina has an oedipal complex.