SERAFINA
From the Irish root meaning "Licker of Toads"
Expression
Serafina does things with housecats illegal in 47 states.
Personality
Serafina would not be a good candidate to babysit your children.
Natural
Serafina is a genetic freak of nature.
Emotional
Serafina hates happy people.
Character
Serafina is sexually aroused by everything-- including lawn furniture.
Physical
Serafina couldn't beat Ghandi at boxing.
Mental
Serafina has a horrible, horrible secret.
Motivation
Serafina has an oedipal complex.