Which Sesame Street Muppet's Dark Secret Are You?
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Elmo's Past as a Transvestite Crackwhore You're sick, you're annoying, and you're a bad influence on the other muppets. Go away! And stop trying to be the new Grover.
Haha...there was also Grover's Ecstacy addiction and the Count's OCD.