Some nuns came by today to try to convert me. They asked if I had ever heard of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, which, of course, I have. They asked me if I believed in him, and I said no. They asked me what my religion was, at which point I considered saying satanist, but I decided to go easy on them and say atheist. Then - get this - they asked me if I wanted to hear the message of Jesus Christ. Of course, I said no. What atheist would answer yes to that? It was nice for me, but it's really not a very effective method. Next time someone comes trying to convert me to anything, I'm gonna say I'm a satanist. Just to get their reaction.