Don't waste time or time will waste you (phyxius) wrote,
Don't waste time or time will waste you
phyxius

Some nuns came by today to try to convert me. They asked if I had ever heard of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, which, of course, I have. They asked me if I believed in him, and I said no. They asked me what my religion was, at which point I considered saying satanist, but I decided to go easy on them and say atheist. Then - get this - they asked me if I wanted to hear the message of Jesus Christ. Of course, I said no. What atheist would answer yes to that? It was nice for me, but it's really not a very effective method. Next time someone comes trying to convert me to anything, I'm gonna say I'm a satanist. Just to get their reaction.
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