Don't waste time or time will waste you (phyxius) wrote,
Don't waste time or time will waste you

Be alert! The world needs more lerts.

The trouble with life is that there's no background music.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Unless you are the lead dog, the view never changes

Life would be so much easier if we just had the source code.

The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.

Here's a depressing thought: one-seventh of your life will be spent on Mondays.

I am nobody. Nobody's perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines!
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