Let's meet at the same time
Send your jpeg, I wanna see your face
Girlfriend, send an I.M.
No time to spell
Oops, there goes that little bell
Bye, bye for now
CHORUS: Hey, LOL, G2G
I gotta go, but baby
Watch for me 'cause
I'll be right back, BRB
So sign on, and I.M. me
Mom thinks I'm doing homework
Yeah, right, research
But I can't help it, I've got to surf
Gotta chat with my girlfriends online
We're digital divas
This Girl Wide Web is hot stuff
My buddy list is growing all the time
I got a web page
Sign my guest book with your screen name
Check it out, then send an I.M.
What's your profile?
Hey, this is just like passing notes
It's easier to type than use a pen
These are lyrics to Nikki Cleary's song. She's 12. She's 12 fucking years old. I'm sorry, sk8r boi, but this has taken your place as the most stupid song ever.