I turn on the TV.
Channel 2: Married By America
Channel 3: The Bachelorette (isn't this show over YET?!?)
Channel 4: Fear Factor
Channel 7: I'm a celebrity: Get Me Out of Here!
At the same damn time! AARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!! 5 other channels have sports, and cnn is interviewing sharon osbourne about her (gasp) reality show. Keep in mind, I only have basic cable (about 40 channels). I could probably multiply these numbers by 10 or so if I had more. TV consists solely of sports, reality shows, and news. Fuck that.
I WANT MY BOSTON PUBLIC!!!