Holy shit. I just noticed this huge-ass black spider in my bathroom. It looks like a black widow, but I'm not sure. I put a tupperware container over it.
1. Are you an innie or an outie?
2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms?
uhh...not that i remember
3. Have you ever written a song?
4. Can you make change for a dollar right now?
5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's bathroom?
6. Have you ever smelled your own feet?
7. Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries?
8. Can you touch your toungue to your nose?
9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout?
10. Have you ever broken a mirror?
not that i can recall
11. Have you ever put your toungue on a frozen pole?
nope...i've watched a christmas story every year since i was little
12. What is your biggest pet peeve?
people who cant admit they're wrong and/or think they know everything
13. Do you slurp your drink after its gone?
14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk?
15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper?
16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?
17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic?
i let them do what they want, which usually ends up being plastic
18. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza:
19. Did you have a baby blanket? If so, what did you call it?
i still have it. its name is blankie
20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair?
21. Have you ever sleepwalked?
not that i know of
22. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds?
23. Can you flip your eye-lids up?
24. Are you double jointed?
25. If you could be any age, what would you be?
26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair?
27. Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride?
yea. but only once and because i'd ridden literally about 17 other rollercoasters in the past 2-3 hours. i'm not a throw-uppy kinda person
28. What is your dream car?
30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child?
i dont like oceans...nothing to do with sharks, though
31. How many cavities do you have?
32. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit?
33. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, which would you do first:
i'd roll down my window before i hit the water so i could get out..oh, and my seatbelt
34. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
35. Can you pick something up with your toes?
36. How many remote controls do you have in your house?
uuhmm....about 10 or so...
37. Have you ever fallen asleep in school?
of course...it was a daily habit last year, but i'm getting better now
38. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year?
two flights to paris and two back last spring break, 2 flights to nyc and two back a month or so ago
39. How many foreign countries have you visited?
visited..oh jeez....japan, micronesia, philippines, china, france, england, canada, mexico,...so yeah, 8.
40. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal?
if i was out of shape, i doubt i'd be guaranteed to win..and if i was guaranteed to win, that'd be no fun
41. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy?
poor and happy...the only reason i'd want to be rich would be to try to make myself happy.
42. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float?
float..if you move it just sucks you down faster durrr
44. Do you ask for directions when you are lost?
depends where i am and how likely i think i'd be able to get out of it myself
45. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean?
46. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland?
alice. but without the extreme amount of drugs
47. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points?
48. Do you prefer light or dark bread?
49. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs?
50. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas?
51. Do you talk in your sleep?
i don't know.
52. Would you rather shovel show or mow the lawn?
mow the lawn
53. Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python?
depends on the poison and the size of the python
54. Have you ever played in the rain?
55. Which do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark?
56. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten?
depends on the tree, but probably
57. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
58. Do you drink pepsi or coke?
59. Whats your favorite number?
60. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car?
61. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel?
62. Would you blow your nose at the dinner table?
63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub?
yeah, but i didnt fall..
64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap?
65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house?
66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices?
simpsons voice...hell yeah
67. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be?
oh, god...uhh....i'll say jerry o'connell
68. Have you ever made a semi truck honk?
69. Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes?:
70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend didnt like?
71. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didnt like?
for short periods of time, probably
72. Have you ever returned a gift?
73. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you?
nope...ever seen old school?
74. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be?
75. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
oh, god...i dont know...a lot...but most dont fit anymore
76. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her?
no...i never see her, so she wouldnt know
77. Do you sing in the car?
haha...yep....it's so fun, too...people think i'm talking to myself
78. Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey?
79. What is your favorite breed of dog?
80. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter?
81. If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike?
i dont like bikes
82. What is your least favorite fruit?
uhh....i dont know
83. What kind of fruit have you never had?
mango..but i dont want to...it smells gross
84. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick?
circuit city...or best buy
85. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most?
86. How many letters will/did I earn in my high school career?
I got one last year for academics and i got a pin this year
87. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat?
88. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in?
ugh. i wouldnt
89. Would you ever parachute out of a plane?
90. What do you think is your best feature?
91. If I were to win a grammy, what kind of music would it be for?
ska. or punk.
92. What is your favorite season?
93. How many members do you have in your immediate family?
3: my mom and my 2 bros
94. Which of the five senses is most important to you?
hearing...i'd die without music
95. Would you be a more succesful painter or singer?
ugh...i suck at both
96. Have you ever ridden a tortoise?
haha...that's an odd question, but no
97. How many years will/did you end up going to college?
4...more or less
98. Have you ever had surgery?
just when i got my wisdom teeth out...if that counts
99. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player?
100. What do you like to collect?