Don't waste time or time will waste you (phyxius) wrote,
Don't waste time or time will waste you
phyxius

david apuzzo...he has my dream job.
Holy shit. I just noticed this huge-ass black spider in my bathroom. It looks like a black widow, but I'm not sure. I put a tupperware container over it.
1. Are you an innie or an outie?
innie

2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms?
uhh...not that i remember

3. Have you ever written a song?
no

4. Can you make change for a dollar right now?
yeah

5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's bathroom?
yeah...haha

6. Have you ever smelled your own feet?
yea

7. Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries?
beside

8. Can you touch your toungue to your nose?
nope

9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout?
nope

10. Have you ever broken a mirror?
not that i can recall

11. Have you ever put your toungue on a frozen pole?
nope...i've watched a christmas story every year since i was little

12. What is your biggest pet peeve?
people who cant admit they're wrong and/or think they know everything

13. Do you slurp your drink after its gone?
sometimes

14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk?
hehe yes

15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper?
ick. neither.

16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?
no

17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic?
i let them do what they want, which usually ends up being plastic

18. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza:
false

19. Did you have a baby blanket? If so, what did you call it?
i still have it. its name is blankie

20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair?
nope

21. Have you ever sleepwalked?
not that i know of

22. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds?
nope

23. Can you flip your eye-lids up?
nope

24. Are you double jointed?
yep...my thumbs

25. If you could be any age, what would you be?
18

26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair?
nope...thank god

27. Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride?
yea. but only once and because i'd ridden literally about 17 other rollercoasters in the past 2-3 hours. i'm not a throw-uppy kinda person

28. What is your dream car?
mm...an audi

30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child?
i dont like oceans...nothing to do with sharks, though

31. How many cavities do you have?
one

32. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit?
hehe...uh...yeah....

33. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, which would you do first:
i'd roll down my window before i hit the water so i could get out..oh, and my seatbelt

34. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
nope

35. Can you pick something up with your toes?
if necessary

36. How many remote controls do you have in your house?
uuhmm....about 10 or so...

37. Have you ever fallen asleep in school?
of course...it was a daily habit last year, but i'm getting better now

38. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year?
two flights to paris and two back last spring break, 2 flights to nyc and two back a month or so ago

39. How many foreign countries have you visited?
visited..oh jeez....japan, micronesia, philippines, china, france, england, canada, mexico,...so yeah, 8.

40. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal?
if i was out of shape, i doubt i'd be guaranteed to win..and if i was guaranteed to win, that'd be no fun

41. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy?
poor and happy...the only reason i'd want to be rich would be to try to make myself happy.

42. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float?
float..if you move it just sucks you down faster durrr

44. Do you ask for directions when you are lost?
depends where i am and how likely i think i'd be able to get out of it myself

45. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean?
nope

46. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland?
alice. but without the extreme amount of drugs

47. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points?
crayons.

48. Do you prefer light or dark bread?
light

49. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs?
scrambled

50. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas?
nope

51. Do you talk in your sleep?
i don't know.

52. Would you rather shovel show or mow the lawn?
mow the lawn

53. Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python?
depends on the poison and the size of the python

54. Have you ever played in the rain?
yep...'tis fun

55. Which do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark?
shark

56. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten?
depends on the tree, but probably

57. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
no

58. Do you drink pepsi or coke?
always coca-cola

59. Whats your favorite number?
9

60. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car?
suv

61. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel?
not accidentally....

62. Would you blow your nose at the dinner table?
ew no

63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub?
yeah, but i didnt fall..

64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap?
regular

65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house?
lotsa times.

66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices?
simpsons voice...hell yeah

67. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be?
oh, god...uhh....i'll say jerry o'connell

68. Have you ever made a semi truck honk?
yep :-D

69. Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes?:
huge nose

70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend didnt like?
i do

71. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didnt like?
for short periods of time, probably

72. Have you ever returned a gift?
yeah.

73. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you?
nope...ever seen old school?

74. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be?
gymnastics

75. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
oh, god...i dont know...a lot...but most dont fit anymore

76. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her?
no...i never see her, so she wouldnt know

77. Do you sing in the car?
haha...yep....it's so fun, too...people think i'm talking to myself

78. Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey?
dumpster

79. What is your favorite breed of dog?
small ones

80. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter?
sure

81. If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike?
i dont like bikes

82. What is your least favorite fruit?
uhh....i dont know

83. What kind of fruit have you never had?
mango..but i dont want to...it smells gross

84. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick?
circuit city...or best buy

85. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most?
sports?! bah.

86. How many letters will/did I earn in my high school career?
I got one last year for academics and i got a pin this year

87. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat?
umm...probably lauren,

88. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in?
ugh. i wouldnt

89. Would you ever parachute out of a plane?
definitely

90. What do you think is your best feature?
ummm...my...hair?

91. If I were to win a grammy, what kind of music would it be for?
ska. or punk.

92. What is your favorite season?
summer

93. How many members do you have in your immediate family?
3: my mom and my 2 bros

94. Which of the five senses is most important to you?
hearing...i'd die without music

95. Would you be a more succesful painter or singer?
ugh...i suck at both

96. Have you ever ridden a tortoise?
haha...that's an odd question, but no

97. How many years will/did you end up going to college?
4...more or less

98. Have you ever had surgery?
just when i got my wisdom teeth out...if that counts

99. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player?
figure skater

100. What do you like to collect?
souveneirs...from anything....
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