Don't waste time or time will waste you (phyxius) wrote,
Don't waste time or time will waste you


According to this, I'm:

Uncommonly attractive
does not care for criticism
likes to play with its fate
can be egoistic
very reliable and trust-worthy
faithful and prudent lover
sometimes brains rule over heart
but takes partnership very serious.
You've probably read all of these and more many times, but these are some of my favorites:

What is combobulated, gruntled, ruly or peccable?

Why is "crazy man" an insult, while to insert a comma and say "crazy, man!" is a compliment?

Why are "overlook" and "oversee" opposites, "wise guy" and "wise man" opposites, but "quite a lot" and "quite a few" are the same?

Why is it that an alarm clock goes off by going on?

Why is it that we recite at a play and play at a recital, park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?

Why do we call it a building when it's already built?
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