Don't waste time or time will waste you (phyxius) wrote,
Don't waste time or time will waste you
phyxius

<td bgcolor="#000000">Name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Ex-Husband</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Jesse Lacey </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Date Married</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">January 28, 2005</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Date Divorced</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">January 11, 2040</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Reason for Divorce</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">You pulled a Lorena Bobbitt</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Amount of Alimony</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">$50,787</td></tr>
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