Don't waste time or time will waste you (phyxius) wrote,
Don't waste time or time will waste you
phyxius

O o phyxius o O [10:49 PM]: did you IM me at all after I told you to look at my post?
Squirrel Srock03 [10:49 PM]: hahahahah yeah
O o phyxius o O [10:49 PM]: i didnt get any of it
Squirrel Srock03 [10:50 PM]: Squirrel Srock03: hahah wow that's crazy
Squirrel Srock03: have you ever seen an alien?
Squirrel Srock03 [10:50 PM]: Squirrel Srock03: hahah
Squirrel Srock03: HEEYYYY and maybe the space guy contacted you because you live in nm!
O o phyxius o O [10:50 PM]: i've seen a ufo
O o phyxius o O [10:50 PM]: seriously he did...i was getting alien vibes
Squirrel Srock03 [10:50 PM]: Squirrel Srock03: and maybe the fog that one dya was a sign of the aliens hahaahahahahahahha
Squirrel Srock03 [10:50 PM]: omg really?
O o phyxius o O [10:50 PM]: and then when i try to talk to you about it, my compyeter crashes
O o phyxius o O [10:50 PM]: ITS A SIGN
Squirrel Srock03 [10:50 PM]: WOW
O o phyxius o O [10:51 PM]: he doesnt want you knowing about him
Squirrel Srock03 [10:51 PM]: oohhh
Squirrel Srock03 [10:51 PM]: maybe
Squirrel Srock03 [10:51 PM]: they are watching you
Squirrel Srock03 [10:52 PM]: man why don't people believe in that? i do
O o phyxius o O [10:52 PM]: i do
Squirrel Srock03 [10:55 PM]: WHOA DUDE
Squirrel Srock03 [10:55 PM]:
MantusIldshar: im sorry i was watching a movie
Squirrel Srock03: heheheheheheh it is ok!
Squirrel Srock03: what movie?!
MantusIldshar: alien
Squirrel Srock03: WHOA
O o phyxius o O [10:55 PM]: DUDE
O o phyxius o O [10:55 PM]: IM TELLIN GYOU
Squirrel Srock03 [10:57 PM]: that's fucking insane
Squirrel Srock03 [10:58 PM]: maybe jesus was an alien
O o phyxius o O [10:58 PM]: haha
O o phyxius o O [10:59 PM]: thats a good point
Squirrel Srock03 [10:59 PM]: because he went up to the sky
O o phyxius o O [10:59 PM]: yeah
O o phyxius o O [10:59 PM]: and he's glowing
Squirrel Srock03 [10:59 PM]: and he could do all this miraculous shit
Squirrel Srock03 [10:59 PM]: and his mother was a virgin
Squirrel Srock03 [10:59 PM]: dude he was so an alien
O o phyxius o O [11:00 PM]: mary and joseph were on acid or something and they just thought that she gave birth to him...
Squirrel Srock03 [11:00 PM]: dude
Squirrel Srock03 [11:00 PM]: I had this theory
Squirrel Srock03 [11:00 PM]: well it wasn't really a theory
Squirrel Srock03 [11:00 PM]: but more of a gay explanation
Squirrel Srock03 [11:01 PM]: that mary was a crackwhore or something
Squirrel Srock03 [11:01 PM]: hahah it was so dumb
O o phyxius o O [11:01 PM]: hey! thats why no hotels would let her stay there because they thought she was a slut and joseph was her pimp
Squirrel Srock03 [11:02 PM]: hahahahahahahahahahah
Squirrel Srock03 [11:02 PM]: oh wow
O o phyxius o O [11:02 PM]: so they had to go to a farm where no one had heard about her reputation
Squirrel Srock03 [11:02 PM]: "we are too full"
Squirrel Srock03 [11:02 PM]: and then the next people knock on the door
Squirrel Srock03 [11:03 PM]: "come right in!"
O o phyxius o O [11:03 PM]: yeep
Squirrel Srock03 [11:03 PM]: hahha
Squirrel Srock03 [11:04 PM]: do the aliens go to arizona, too?
Squirrel Srock03 [11:04 PM]: maybe it's the climate
O o phyxius o O [11:04 PM]: maybe
Squirrel Srock03 [11:04 PM]: wow I wish we could have aliens
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