I was going to wear my Bad Religion shirt on Christmas just to be ironic....but I didnt. Maybe Easter.
During the presidential campaign of 1880, the Christian Union made the startling admission that, of the nineteen men who, up to that time, had held the office of President of the United States, not one, with the possible exception of Washington, had ever been a member of a Christian church.
If atheism is a religion, then health is a disease - Clark Adams
A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.
Freedom *OF* religion includes freedom *FROM* religion
Jesus loves you. Then again, so does Barney
Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right.
No amount of belief makes something a fact.
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly realized that I was talking to myself.