Don't waste time or time will waste you (phyxius) wrote,
Don't waste time or time will waste you
phyxius

School was cancelled today. Guess why? The girls basketball team won regionals and the state championship is today at 1pm (er, was) so they cancelled school so those who wanted to go, could. Only in Socorro. Fuck sports, though, I slept in. :)


(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(X) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER SNEAKED OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(X) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(_) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN MARRIED
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN DIVORCED
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON WITHIN THE SAME WEEK
(X) I NEVER HAVE POSED NUDE
(X) I NEVER GOT SOMEONE DRUNK JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM
(X) I NEVER CHEATED ON MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH MY BOSS
(X) I NEVER DATED MY ROOMMATE
(_) I NEVER HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND
(X) I NEVER SMOKED CIGARETTES

Although I've come close to, and had the opportunity for most of those, I haven't lived enough to experience most of them. Give me a few years and I'm sure a lot of these X's will disappear.
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