Don't waste time or time will waste you (phyxius) wrote,
Don't waste time or time will waste you

i was catching up on my for the first time in over a year...

After giving a speech at an elementary school, President Bush lets the kids ask questions. "How come you invaded Iraq without the support of the U.N?" asks Billy. Just as Bush begins to answer, the recess bell rings and he says they'll continue afterwards. Half an hour later the kids come back in. "Where were we?" says George. "Oh yes - does anyone want to ask me anything?" A different boy raises his hand and says, "I have three questions: First, why did you invade Iraq without the support of the U.N? Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And, lastly, where the fuck is Billy?

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