A backward poet writes inverse.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism, it's your count that votes.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.