A Romanian prisoner serving 20 years for murder has sued God for failing to save him from the Devil. The inmate claims his Baptism was a contract with God to keep him out of trouble.
"God even claimed and received from me various goods and prayers in exchange for forgiveness and the promise that I would be rid of problems and have a better life," he wrote in the lawsuit. "But on the contrary I was left in the Devil's hands."
Court officials said the legal action is likely to be dropped because they're unable to subpoena God.
Wow. That is the funniest thing I've read in a while.