I am the undyingly dead ByrdTri!
You are The Three: the Celestial Angel, Goatcheese Maiden, and Princess Mustardseed. You're just a composition of the most brilliant (and idiotic) trio ever. And you die a lot.
Niche: You belong in the forest ecosystem! Not really, actually. You're a fundamental part of Ach Mein Gott (a newsletter) and were our seal for Books (interesting pieces of folded paper with advice and stories on them). You served us well on paper but couldn't survive for long enough periods to be planted in the ground or sky.
Upbringing: You were born in eighth grade, forever long ago. I think you formed a covalent bond between three folks at the institude and were strong, until, like, you died. A lot.
Aspirations: You want to be together again. As it seems, you're only a ByrdDuo. Que triste!
Quirks: You don't have any, really, because you don't much exist. Tambien que triste.
Find your whimsy character at kelly.moranweb.com.
I have to say...that was the weirdest, most random test I have ever taken.