Don't waste time or time will waste you (phyxius) wrote,
Don't waste time or time will waste you

Holy hilarity, Batman!

I just watched the 1966 Batman movie. Oh my god. I dont know why it took me so long to come across it. Hi-fucking-larious.

Batman: Listen to these riddles. Tell me if you interpret them as I do. One: what has yellow skin and writes?

Robin: A ballpoint banana!

Batman: Right. Two: What people are always in a hurry?

Robin: Rushing people... Russians!

Batman: Right again. Now what would you say they mean?

Robin: Banana... Russian... I've got it! Someone Russian is going to slip on a banana peel and break their neck!

Batman: Precisely, Robin. The only possible meaning.

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