Batman: Listen to these riddles. Tell me if you interpret them as I do. One: what has yellow skin and writes?
Robin: A ballpoint banana!
Batman: Right. Two: What people are always in a hurry?
Robin: Rushing people... Russians!
Batman: Right again. Now what would you say they mean?
Robin: Banana... Russian... I've got it! Someone Russian is going to slip on a banana peel and break their neck!
Batman: Precisely, Robin. The only possible meaning.