Don't waste time or time will waste you (phyxius) wrote,
Don't waste time or time will waste you

i couldnt make this up if i tried

Three guys my age got on the bus and sat behind me. Guy 1 and 2 were drunk, and I couldn't tell about 3, but I could tell 3 was pissed off - he was silent the whole time and I imagined him sulking about something.

Guy 1 to Guy 3: Dude, if you weren't such a dude, I'd totally fool around with you.
Guy 2 to Guy 3: We love you, man. As much as we love cheese!

That did not cheer up Guy 3.

Guy 1 and 2 proceeded to compare amounts of alcohol consumed over the break. The less they remembered, the more they congratulated each other. This is a good example of why I generally don't like guys my own age.
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