Guy 1 to Guy 3: Dude, if you weren't such a dude, I'd totally fool around with you.
Guy 2 to Guy 3: We love you, man. As much as we love cheese!
That did not cheer up Guy 3.
Guy 1 and 2 proceeded to compare amounts of alcohol consumed over the break. The less they remembered, the more they congratulated each other. This is a good example of why I generally don't like guys my own age.