Last night's Daily Show/Colbert Report joint hour long show is available in full here.
Dan Rather just quoted Pink Floyd.
This is how news should be.
Colbert: Tomorrow you're gonna wake up in a brave new world. A world where the constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones created in a stem cell research center run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where tax and spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh! And everybody's high!