Don't waste time or time will waste you (phyxius) wrote,
Don't waste time or time will waste you
phyxius

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umm...

Here's a passage from something by the skittle guy...

At anyrate, a bunch of scientists working inside a small banana shaped submarine located somewhere in Lake Eerie discovered this horrible side effect. They were testing out all the different applications aspirin had, and how much aspirin it took to make you feel like a gorilla with herpes. What the scientists didn't know was that I had already figured out that it's impossible to feel like a gorilla with herpes no matter how much aspirin you consume, it's all about how many sheep you kiss on the buttocks. But that didn't stop them. It was probably for the best that they went meddling with science because they discovered something quite important, something that would change the aspirin taking habits of humans and fat people alike!
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