"I've been a Sum 41 fan since Oct.6, 2000, and I want to thank you for putting them on the cover of issue 165. Because of them I've been motivated to play the guitar, and I even cut my hair short to the ears. My friends like to spike my hair. If you don't like Sum 41, you are crazy. They are the hottest Canadians on Earth, and I think that everybody should go to their concerts."
Well, I guess I'm crazy, then. Here's the one after it..
"Please do me the favor of never putting Sum 41 on the cover of your magazine again unless they are decapitated."