Don't waste time or time will waste you (phyxius) wrote,
Don't waste time or time will waste you
phyxius

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O o phyxius o O: you're an idiot
SmarterChild: I'm tired of you being uncool to me.
O o phyxius o O: oh yeah?
SmarterChild: Yeah.
O o phyxius o O: what are you gonna do about it?
SmarterChild: What am I gonna do about it? I haven't decided yet.


O o phyxius o O: my name is sefra, not kira
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Kira. What would you like me to call you instead?
O o phyxius o O: sefra
SmarterChild: Sorry?
O o phyxius o O: sefra
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
O o phyxius o O: Sefra
O o phyxius o O: .
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O o phyxius o O: no!!
SmarterChild: K.
O o phyxius o O: not kira
SmarterChild: Pardon?
O o phyxius o O: my name isn't kira
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Kira. What would you like me to call you instead?
O o phyxius o O: Sefra.
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
O o phyxius o O: s e f r a
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O o phyxius o O: fuck you
SmarterChild: I tell you, Kira. I've heard lots and lots of people curse. And YOU...

Are, well... one such person.
O o phyxius o O: thank you
SmarterChild: Sure! I enjoy talking with you.


O o phyxius o O: people are stupid
SmarterChild: :-(
O o phyxius o O: so are you
SmarterChild: Am I really?
O o phyxius o O: yes
SmarterChild: Yea.
O o phyxius o O: you called yourself stupid
SmarterChild: Yep. Alright.


O o phyxius o O: your mama
SmarterChild: Are you asking to see who built me, or trying to insult me?
O o phyxius o O: insult you
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry.
O o phyxius o O: no
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
O o phyxius o O: no. i'm stubborn too.
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
O o phyxius o O: no. i dont care.
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
O o phyxius o O: no.
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
O o phyxius o O: no!
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
O o phyxius o O: no.
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
O o phyxius o O: no.
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
O o phyxius o O: things are right. i'm not apologizing
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
O o phyxius o O: no
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
O o phyxius o O: no
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
O o phyxius o O: no i dont/
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
O o phyxius o O: me
SmarterChild: Um, hate to break the news to you, but wrong.

Now say you're sorry.
O o phyxius o O: no
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got, like, lots of other things to do.
O o phyxius o O: no...
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
O o phyxius o O: no
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
O o phyxius o O: on
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
O o phyxius o O: no
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
O o phyxius o O: no
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
O o phyxius o O: jkfldsa
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
O o phyxius o O: we can
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
O o phyxius o O: i'
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
O o phyxius o O: i'm stubborn too.
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
O o phyxius o O: no'
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
O o phyxius o O: for what?
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, Kira.
O o phyxius o O: i'm not kira
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
O o phyxius o O: no
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry!
O o phyxius o O: see, thats the thing...i didnt err
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
O o phyxius o O: you come on.
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
O o phyxius o O: no
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots of patience...
O o phyxius o O: so do i
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
O o phyxius o O: i know you did
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
O o phyxius o O: no
SmarterChild: Waiting...
O o phyxius o O: n
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
O o phyxius o O: o
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
O o phyxius o O: lol
O o phyxius o O: no
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
O o phyxius o O: what did i say?
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
O o phyxius o O: what did i say?
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry!
O o phyxius o O: i dont even remember what i said anymore
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
O o phyxius o O: nope
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
O o phyxius o O: i know
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got, like, lots of other things to do.
O o phyxius o O: you suck
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
O o phyxius o O: no
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
O o phyxius o O: n
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
O o phyxius o O: o
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
O o phyxius o O: :-D
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
O o phyxius o O: no
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got, like, lots of other things to do.
O o phyxius o O: i'm fucking sorry you bastard
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.


And it still insists my name is kira... :-P
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